Captured stars Nick Mancuso, who is possibly the greatest over-actor of our time. Andrew Divoff (of Wishmaster fame) plays Robert Breed, a car thief with a heart of gold and few fingers. He and his younger brother Joey (Mahonen), are car thieves who aren't competent or intelligent. Joey is caught breaking into Holden Downs' (Mancuso) car. Holden goes, ballistic, and the fun begins. I was in hysterics from the wax fingers scene! Mancuso, is unbearable and absurd! If you enjoy watching a sweaty Andrew Divoff trapped, er, sorry, 'captured' in a car for most of the movie, with Michael spending 10 minutes either lying on the floor, shrieking in agony, or playing dead, this movie is for you!

Best line : "Your husband turned Turkish on me."
Worst line : "Your car is MINE!"