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Hilarious Quotes (Some of the funny lines in Avonlea) |
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Jo Pitts:: BURP! Hetty:: Sara Stanley!! Say excuse me! Jo Pitts:: You're excused. Hetty:: NOT ME! You're the one who.. Regurgitated! Jo Pitts:: I NEVER DID IN MY LIFE! |
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"Such dreams Felix. Where do they all go?" Felicity |
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"You're like an ocean breeze... not that you smell like fish or anything." Felix |
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"I would rather put my head in a noose, then have some lady bid on me as if I were a prize pig at a county fair!" Simon Tremayne |
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"Felicity, you do have a lot of cherries in your pie!" Sara |
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"When your heart skips a beat, it isn't love, it's indigestion." Rachel Lynde |
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Marilla:: Rachel, I never cease being amazed by your lack of tact. Rachel::I have no tact. I'm noted for that. |
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Felix:: How do I look? Felicity:: Why ask me, you arleady know what I think of you. |
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"Look at that, she's doin a play." Gus |
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"Aunt Hetty asked me to rub some sense into you and I intend to rub hard." Felicity |
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Janet:: I think we should call a specialist in from the city. Hetty:: I don't believe in specialists. The tell you what's wrong with the right nostril, know nothing of the left. |
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"If you ask me, a little too much 'Inspiration' leaked into his vocal chords." Hetty |
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Felicity:: REPEAT AFTER ME! I am a Loathsome, Borish, Squid. Felix:: I am.. a loathsome.. borish.. squid. Felicity:: That'll teach you to ruin my afternoon! |
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Felicity:: Couldn't you just find the comb? You found Jane Spry's cat last month! Peg Bowen:: The comb doesn't meow outside my door in the middle of the night! |
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Felicity:: You have to promise! Spit on your hand!Now rub it on your heart. Felix:: That's DISGUSTING! Felicity:: DO IT! |
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"Henry sat right up in the casket looked around at all the candles, and said 'Who's birthday is it anyway?' " Rachel |
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Felicity:: Maybe you should take The Bible with you.... just incase. Janet:: Incase of what?? Felicity:: ...the end of the world. |
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Felix:: I .. read your diary. Felicity:: Perhaps thats enough confessions. Felix:: ... out loud. Felicity:: .. to who? Felix:: Let's see.. .. um everyone.... we were camping!... everyone laughed at the gushy parts about Gus Pike. Sara:: GUS PIKE!! Felix:: Gus didn't laugh... his ears turned bright red. Felicity:: YOU READ IT TO GUS??!! .... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FELIX!!!! Sara:: Felicity.. STOP! I don't think God would forgive it if you killed Felix while the world was ending!! |
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"IT'S CRUEL! IT'S INHUMAN! IT'S INEDIBLE!" Pierre Jean Lapierre |
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"Him Brilliant?" Pierre Jean Lapierre |
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"We got more spinsters here than a cats got whiskers.!" Rachel Lynde |
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"The only woman I know who's tongue could fry bacon!" Mr. Harrison (about Rachel Lynde) |
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